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The Visitor Returns 2011 The Visitor Returns 2011

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Step 1. Use Hammer on left end of stick. Remove stick. Hook lamp to Lawnmower, turn on. Spill garbage, climb in garbage, turn lawnmower off.

Phase 2. Click purple robe, use rolled up magazine and log to start fire. Can of beans on the fire. Use can Skunk was eating out of and toss it at the web to the right. Eat spider, come up and give the skunk a spidey and what not. Click to window with crack.

Phase 3. Open fridge on the floor. Dog goes outside, go back outside and kill dog with web first. Back in, open top cabinet for spray, then stir dishes in the background to startle man till his drink spills. Use lighter on spray, sneak under table, snap his neck out. Exit outside, do not click on rear door three times.

Phase 4: Open cooler, click bottle, climb through hole, enjoy.

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Haven: The Hospital Haven: The Hospital

Rated 2 / 5 stars


I've played plenty of point and click horror games. What most made up for in horrible story did so in graphics and or game-play. This, this is just a regurgitated haunted house game. I will admit, you had a balance of atmosphere, but the story was incredibly vague and overused. Some one was murdered, their graves were built over. Now the dead want revenge. I'll admit, you had a decent amount of suspense. It was nothing more than a long fuse with no "earth shattering kaboom." Honestly, you have much to work on in comparison from others. And to ask your loyal viewers to start paying money for a flash game that had little-to no detail? First off get better before you decide to try and give people the bang for their buck. And 10 dollars? Dude I can go to fucking game stop, I can go to walmart or anywhere and spend that money on toilet paper. Because your game is below the equivalence of that. I gave you four stars because there seemed to be some effort involved and it took a good chunk of my time. Can you also please stop this Journal thing. Who in the hell would tear out a piece of their private thoughts and throw it away? Have a goddamn reason as to why it's in the trashcan. Things like those would be placed in private places or on a person's body. Get better and then I'll think about watching the play-through on you-tube or not.

Vorago Vorago

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome game

But when you were talking to the clerk and the girl asks. "Lemme guess, you're not supposed to be here today?" Was that a Clerks reference?

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Nocturnal Letters (sized) Nocturnal Letters (sized)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Story was better than most....

Chemicals from a factory upstream in the drinking water, causing delirium and schizophrenia. I love the twist at the end, though it was sort of expected. I'm not saying it was unoriginal. Of course it seemed the only clear explanation to the events though when I put one and one together, I figured it out. Aside from the graphics, your navigation system needs a bit of work. Because It was nigh-impossible to tell the flashlight from everything else. So that could use some work. I also enjoyed the ambiance you brought with your game. I will say I wish to see a remake or perhaps a sequel. Maybe Ivy gets placed in a mental ward and some more spooky-stuff happens there. But you're the writer/artist of this flash not me. Though I'm glad I found this. Everyone else thinks popping faces are scary. But true horror is the reality of situations. That's why I thought the whole Chemical schizophrenia story was more scary than some far-fetched ghost tale. Because something like that could happen. I hope to see more of this in the future. Good luck and thanks for a decent flash game. =)

Ms-Bowser responds:

Thanks a lot! :D

I'm happy you enjoyed the story and ambience, because they are my highest priority.

I have been thinking about making a sequel, however it would be difficult.
After the dramatic events of Nocturnal Letters, I need a completely different and interesting location..

I'm working on something completely different right now :)

MeetNFuck Office Romance MeetNFuck Office Romance

Rated 3 / 5 stars


You generally rip off sprites? But I see it as this. You make another extraction point for porn, leaving it easier to access. Now to all these offended folks like S-Fang, let men extort how women are perceived it's bad enough guys are looked upon as brutes and muscle heads because of how women do the same thing. Now, the pure reason of porn is for a person to literally fuck him or herself, which is another way of saying masturbation. What you morality dicks, or perhaps fuckers with too much time, you need to understand a relationship is a tedious hard thing and isn't about sex. Would you rather have some guy rape a girl and have her get pregnant? Or would you rather have a kid masturbating to porn all his life and not doing any damage to society? You make the choice. Anyways all I can say that needs improvement is how you contradict the porn sprites with your own additions. Try to work on that, and make something a bit more extensive than I meet, you fuck, make a date-sim or something, be a bit more creative. I mean, all this is general mudslinging because lifeless pricks on Newgrounds, a good majority, not all I say, not all. Have nothing better to do then bitch about that there is porn. Tell me....would you mother fuckers rather be raped by a fucking ape? Or let some poor sonnuvabitch "jerk his gerk" to Hentai, knowing he can't get a girl friend because of how society is affecting them to turn out to be whores who want decent looking men? You fuckers make me sick. To those who support Hentai, or do not slag on it for a reason, I appreciate your time going through this rant, and just because I can write well doesn't mean I'm write, this is my sole opinion based off of observations of my own. I'm done here, keep it up, lol...penis pun.

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Umeko Gentle Vampire 2 Umeko Gentle Vampire 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was decent....but

This was a finely done piece of work, now obviously you've heard about your fill of demos and what not, but I've this to say. You're a cruel being for your talent to make such excellent porn and then dash our hopes of a climaxing Fin. You sir are a genuis and a Villian in one. Though if I were fulp I'd cease your productions as long as they were used for hentai key. Those bastards don't know what pleasure is, they make us pay out the ass *pun* because they're compensating for their most likely small dick sizes and like to torment others, but then again that's the world of facicst business. But still keep working on these but for the love of god if you ever make an Inuyasha Hentai Demo, I swear good sir that I will hunt you down and feed you soap through your oral and anal cavities until you put the full version on NG. I know this isn't very much a rant, but more of a bizarre threat, I gave you seven for the great work, but then again those fascist bastards captured a young mind once more, well old. I won't go into details, keep working any ways =D.

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Atrocitys Atrocitys

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good..can use some work

First off i thought this was a good game im here for the pros and cons
first the blood wasnt as real so please improve
second if this is about germans killig people *most likely jews or american soldiers* try to add more background of who the people where maybe have the commanding officer of the germans leave a written or typed detailed report of what happend you know fill in more infermation for the veiwer, come up with puzzles somthing that can get people thinking and maybe make it if they dont solve this fast somthing bad happens, maybe get close ups on pictures and maybe a safe behind the picture like add hidden items you have to look maybe add riddles old ones that where common would do man i have so many ideas

good stuff i loved the storie line thats what gave the game its true formand the letters in the begging though make it less detailed and more brief about what happend and have parts in the game where the main charachter or you face the victims rath or call for help if you think about it you can make a bigger better game

Bat-Company responds:

For starters: thanks for the kind review.
The blood did not have a real texture, I hope it's better in Atrocitys 2. I will keep your tips about more background in mind, and will try to put more interaction in the next games. You do have a lot of ideas, don't wanna make a game yourself? :-D


The Ambridge Mansion-Day2 The Ambridge Mansion-Day2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

very cool..glad its out

thats a great day 2 at the demonic creature infested house i spent most of my time looking at the diffrent ways i die i never expected the thing by the tv to pop out you fucking scared me there also thats cool how the monsters weaken your light source and.....in short...you had more color more realisim amd was more thought full on the exzamining on all the objects around the house but heres this make a type of map of the current room with arrows pointing to other rooms and there fore easier to look around also a thing where you have to solve a puzzle before time runs out would be a good piece for the game cant wait

Exmortis Exmortis

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

what a retard..its a good game

First off the point wasnt to scare but tell you a storie of a demonic force that is trying to free its self by munipulation of others it may not have scared you but its a better game then you could probly make i may not have any of that flash crap but i know a good storie when i see one so either excpet the fact it wasnt scarie that the point of this game was to interactively show you the storie as you try to solve the mystery and put the puzzle together utimitly giving in to the evil or trying for a dsprate escape from death so dont critize when the point isnt just to scare but to tell you a storie

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Paranormal Pictureshow Paranormal Pictureshow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

just had to scare me

awsome but the head at the funeral was freaky sp was the cat skull and the other stuff but did you have to scare me at the end